The Game Would Just Be Redundant

Like many people, I’ve been gleefully looking forward to the VP debate. I was going to make a drinking game of it, but realized it was nigh-on impossible for two reasons:

1. If you drink every time Sarah Palin says something incoherent, or every time Joe Biden is historically inaccurate, you’ll be hammered in fifteen minutes.
2. You’re already going to want to drink every time Sarah Palin says something incoherent, or every time Joe Biden is historically inaccurate.

So raise your glass of Yuengling if Scranton gets a shout-out, but other than that, you have no choice but to make some popcorn and brace yourselves for a bumpy ride.